Don't believe it

by John Doe
(Minneapolis MN)

Everyone thinks they are smarter than the average person. Those thoughts are confirmed by scoring high on an IQ test. Well, don't believe it, because I have news for you... everyone scores higher. That's by design, and behind it is someone playing to your desires so they can pry into your wallet.

Case and point. If you'd buy my $1,000 car for $5,000 because I told you your IQ was 140, then far as I'm concerned, your IQ is 140. I don't care if in reality you're dumber than a bag of hammer handles, as long as I get my $5,000.

Starting to get the picture? Look closely at all the components, and you'll see that I'm not making this up. Me simply replying here will probably cost me something, and there's a good chance this post will be scrubbed out.